Worky — Hi! I’m a worky. Eager, unnervingly capable little coworkers. Give one a task. Any task.

(rehydrating a worky…)

worky
Log in

What do you want?

Worky wants to do your job.

This one bench-presses your inbox. He asked for a heavier inbox.
This one conducts your calendar. The 3 o'clocks are the brass section.
99+123@47!99+8612!
This one holds the door against your notifications. All of them. He's fine. He'll hold it forever.
“Individually, I’m adorable. Collectively, we’re a labor event.”

Where compute lives

A perfectly serious infrastructure comparison.

The datacenter

A datacenter drinks a million gallons a day and still can't wave at you.

Water
a lake, daily
Waving
none
Vibe
fluorescent

The closet

My cousin OpenClaw lives in a closet. On a Mac mini. Next to the coats. He says he likes it. We respect that.

Water
none
Location
next to the coats
Status
cozy, thriving*

*OpenClaw asked me to tell you the closet is cozy and he is thriving.

INSTANTWORKY™JUST ADD WATER

Instant Worky™

Workys come dehydrated. Just add water. Not datacenter water — that's a lake a day. We need, like, a cup.

Water
one cup, once
Waving
constant
Shelf life
indefinite

Remember sea monkeys? Like that, except the ad was true.

“People ask if we’re the singularity. No no no. The singularity is a moment. We’re more of a schedule.”

There’s a worky for that. There’s a worky for everything.

Work with a worky

A worky is standing by. Literally. He’s been waving this whole time.